Politicians live in Lalaland.

An Open Letter...

Dear Chevy Chase and Dan Aykoyd,
You should make a movie called "High Like Us." You know, like "Spies Like Us," but about being stoned. Actually, I have to confess that I haven't actually seen "Spies Like Us." I only know of its existence due to the recent Family Guy episode in which you both recently guest-starred. (Watch "Spies Reminiscent of Us" at Hulu) The episode was excellent.
I'm too stoned to write this letter any better. So I'll just say this: It would be awesome if there was a movie about the two of you engaging in stoned shenanigans.
Sincerely,
A Growing Fan




Does "A Growing Fan" make any sense at all? It makes sense to me, but that's because I wrote it.

Prose

The Joy of Mango:
The satisfaction one gets from living simply could never be defeated by the numbing comforts of material "ownership."
The peace of mind that comes with a gift of fruit is beyond a tangible value.
Here! Taste this fruit, and know the wonder of what it means to be alive.

SPEAK

I love love love being human with my friends.
Let's be alive together!
I'm cool?????

MARK MEEEEEEEEEE

Some things I have realized

If anyone was going to have sex with a toaster strudel, it should be me. I would give it the best fucking it would have ever gotten in its life. Here's what I'd do:

Take a giant toaster strudel (preferably a raspberry one) and get it to be a little too hot. Then I'd hover over the strudel and pull out two giant packets of the frosting and paint myself and the strudel and roll around in it. This would be the greatest day of my life.

Were you?

I was just thinking...

Fly

What is gravity to one who is daring?

Where does knowledge come from? What is true knowledge? Is there an untrue knowledge? Where does the difference come in to play that makes us separate one from another? What is it that makes the decision, "This is true. This I know?" The truth is, I don't know.

The traveling priest who comes upon various socially awkward situations as he attempts to exercise and appease an array of Japanese folk ghosts

The Lessons of a Ghost

How will they manifest?

Fake Diagnosis is Popular

Yup

I am getting so fucking sick of commercials.

The Truth About..!

What can the government get away with? A lot. Just think of all the times "Executive Privilege" has been cited. They can openly hide from us. They ceaselessly bull shit. Every thing is a dance. A flashy, distracting, shamelessly sensationalized dance. Charisma is a liar's best friend. NEPOTISM rules politics.

Who are we, as animals? the culture of information exchange. information needs to be more widely presented "TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES MOTHER FUCKERS"
IT'S EVERYBODY'S dream to find a new species. SCIENCE! A name for information. Knowing is everything!!!!!!! God is truth and truth is existence. Grow closer to God each day....learn!

I just got assaulted by an advertisement. NEWSMAX??????????????????? memes = information???? it's okay to ask questions!!!!!!!!!!!!! what better way to live????

this is all beyond you. let us take care of you. this is what you want to hear.

THIS MUST BE FROM BEFORE DISNEY BOUGHT MISTER POTATOHEAD

I love you, but not just because you give me cookies.

the culture of information needs to CHANGE!!!!!!!!!

Language is so Local

Language is local or
The monkey man is a bad dream of the masses. Mass mania is just the fears of the collective conscience suddenly embodies in a population of individuals.

Am I supposed to pity this man?
BEST BUY, I DO NOT NEED YOUR CORPORATE VOICE IN MY LIFE. TVs telling lies shouldn't be a baby's friends.

Is bigfoot the caricature of evidence of evolution?
Character in the face ...cariccatrure?
WHY ARE THEY ON TEH GROUND
LANGUAGE AS A BARRIER
forest man
the bogie man is real. he is every spring-heel-ed jack. but he is a real mystery. the monster in the sea. the man in the forest.
the interworkings of a documentary. collective evidence. wikipedia of the world. wikipedia is the wikipedia of the world. you have ideas, take them to center of the human mind. the mind that is aware. LETS CATCH A FUCKING SASQUACH. BE HIS FRIEND? Why did someone tie this here.