Prose

The Joy of Mango:
The satisfaction one gets from living simply could never be defeated by the numbing comforts of material "ownership."
The peace of mind that comes with a gift of fruit is beyond a tangible value.
Here! Taste this fruit, and know the wonder of what it means to be alive.

SPEAK

I love love love being human with my friends.
Let's be alive together!
I'm cool?????

MARK MEEEEEEEEEE

Some things I have realized

If anyone was going to have sex with a toaster strudel, it should be me. I would give it the best fucking it would have ever gotten in its life. Here's what I'd do:

Take a giant toaster strudel (preferably a raspberry one) and get it to be a little too hot. Then I'd hover over the strudel and pull out two giant packets of the frosting and paint myself and the strudel and roll around in it. This would be the greatest day of my life.

Were you?

I was just thinking...

Fly

What is gravity to one who is daring?

Where does knowledge come from? What is true knowledge? Is there an untrue knowledge? Where does the difference come in to play that makes us separate one from another? What is it that makes the decision, "This is true. This I know?" The truth is, I don't know.

The traveling priest who comes upon various socially awkward situations as he attempts to exercise and appease an array of Japanese folk ghosts

The Lessons of a Ghost

How will they manifest?

Fake Diagnosis is Popular

Yup

I am getting so fucking sick of commercials.

The Truth About..!

What can the government get away with? A lot. Just think of all the times "Executive Privilege" has been cited. They can openly hide from us. They ceaselessly bull shit. Every thing is a dance. A flashy, distracting, shamelessly sensationalized dance. Charisma is a liar's best friend. NEPOTISM rules politics.